Psycho Santa (2003)
A very bad ‘slasher movie’ although it shows more Goth booby than blood. It truly is a terrible movie. It’s a triptych of Santa killing stories told by a douche bag guy to his girl on their way to a family Christmas gathering. The stories are lame, hardly entertaining and the boobies featured are hardly worth the wait. Unless you like sagging, teabag boobs. Why is it, that there are so much (ugly) Goths starring in this kind of movies? No, wait, let me answer my own question; horror is for Goths, they like mutilation by, mostly, knifes or other sharp objects. Zombie movies, on the other hand, are the domain of the camera carrying hipster. The latter has a bit of a elevated status amongst DIY/Indie movies.
I was forced to watch this crap by my dear wife and best movie buddy and I will make them pay for it!
Don’t open till Christmas (1984)
Another Christmas themed slasher/serial killer movie and equally bad. It has plot holes so big, you can fit an episode of Glee in between without having to rewrite the original story. It’s a pity I own this movie myself. It is part of a collection of 50 drive in movies. Do yourself a pleasure and never buy this box. I got it from my best movie buddy. I will, again, make him pay for this great gift. The movie is very grainy, probably copied from VHS to DVD 1-on-1, without any fancy digitally remastering of any kind. It has a few original killings, but those hardly make it worth the watch. And, as always, the rating this movie receives, makes me cry for IMDB.com.
